最萌最机智的5句英文

1. This is a ship-shipping ship, shipping shipping ships.

Ship作名词是指船，作动词指装船。Shipping作名词时意思是运输。不能理解这句话的同学请看上图。

类似的句子还有：Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.（水牛城的野牛吓唬水牛城的野牛）。

Buffalo 美国纽约州水牛城。百度创始人李彦宏的母校就在这里。

buffalo 美洲野牛。奔驰在美国和加拿大的一种体型庞大的牛类。美国黄石公园每年被它们弄死的人是被熊弄死的4倍。

buffalo 动词，意思是威吓，愚弄。

2. I do not know where family doctors acquired illegibly perplexing handwriting; nevertheless, extraordinary pharmaceutical intellectuality, counterbalancing indecipherability, transcendentalizes intercommunications' incomprehensibleness.

不理解这句话的萌点的同学，请用下面的姿势看：

I

Do

Not

Know

Where

Family

Doctors

Acquired

Illegibly

Perplexing

handwriting;

nevertheless,

extraordinary

pharmaceutical

intellectuality,

counterbalancing

indecipherability,

transcendentalizes

intercommunications'

incomprehensibleness.

3. I hit him in the eye yesterday.

不管在句子中的什么地方插入only，句义都不一样。

4. "?"

This was French author Victor Hugo's telegraphed message to his publishers, asking about sales of his then newly-published novel, Les Misérables.

法国作家维克多·雨果拍电报问出版商，他的新书《悲惨世界》销量如何。

Their reply was: "!"

出版商的回复如出一辙。

5."If" 

亚历山大大帝的爸爸，马其顿国王腓力二世给斯巴达人写了一封信：

You are advised to submit without further delay, for if I bring my army into your land, I will destroy your farms, slay your people, and raze your city.

你们最好赶快服从我，不然我会率领军队来到你们的领土，摧毁你们的农田，杀戮你们的人民，把你们的城市夷为平地。

斯巴达人很牛，回信只有一个字：“If”。

更牛的是，腓力二世到死都没能征服斯巴达。