1. What animal eats and drinks with its tail? 答案：All do. No animal takes off its tail when eating and drinking.
2. What has a soft bed but never sleeps, a big mouth but never speaks? 答案：A river.
3. What kind of dog never bite? 答案：A hot dog.
4. Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor? 答案：
5. Because it cant sit down.
6. What did one invisible man say to the other invisible man? 答案：Its nice not to see you again.
7. What wears a cap but has no head? 答案：A bottle.
8. What rises in the morning and waves all day? 答案：A flag.
9. What is an astronomer?(天文学家)? 答案：A night watchman with a college education.
10. How can you tell clocks and watches are shy? 答案：Because they always have their hands in front of their faces.
11. What is wind? 答案：Air in a hurry.
12. What comes after the letter 'A'? 答案：All the other letters.
13. What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T? 答案：Teapot.
14. What word can you make shorter by adding to it?答案：Short.
15. What person does every man take his hat off to? 答案：A barber.
16. Why does the boy carry a ladder to the school?
17. Because he wants to go to high school.
18. What can you swallow that can also swallow you?
19. Water.
20. Whats the difference between a hill and a pill?
21. A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.
22. Why is it useless to send a letter to Washington?
23. Because hes dead.
24. A doctor and a lawyer loved the same girl. The lawyer went away for a week and gave the girl seven apples before he left. Why?
25. Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
26. What will you do if a man-eating tiger is running after you?
27. Nothing. Because Im a woman.
28. What always travels on foot?
29. A shoe.
30. Where can happiness always be found?
31. In the dictionary.
32. What is higher without a head than with a head?
33. A pillow.(枕头)
34. Why dont you advertise for your lost dog?答案：He cant read.
35. On which side does a bird have the most feathers?
36. The outside.
37. What is the best thing to keep in hot weather? 答案：Cool!
38. What is never used until its broken? 答案：An egg.
39. Whats a skeleton?(骨架) 答案：Its a lot of bones without the person on them!
40. What is dark but made by light? 答案：A shadow.
41. What can you break with only one word? 答案：Silence.
42. What stays indoors no matter how many times you put it out? 答案：
43. The light.
44. A policeman saw a truck driver going the wrong way down a one-way street, but didnt give him a ticket. Why? 答案：Because the truck driver was walking.
45. Where can milk be best stored? 答案：In a cow.
46. Which can move faster, heat or cold? 答案：Heat, because you can catch cold easily.
47. Whats the hardest thing about learning skating? 答案：The ice.
48. What has cities with no houses, rivers without water and forests without trees? 答案：A map.
49. What can be measured but has no length, width or thickness? 答案：
50. The temperature.
What stays hot even if put in a fridge?
有什么东西即使放在冰箱里也还是热的?
Chili pepper.
辣椒。
解答：hot在英语里，不仅有“热”的意思，也有“辣”的意思。
Why is the library the highest building?
为什么图书馆是最高的建筑?
It has the most stories.
因为它有最多故事。
解答：story在英语中，即有“故事”之义，也有“楼层”之义
Why are film stars cool?
为什么电影明星们都这么酷?
Because they have so many fans!
因为他们有很多粉丝!
解答：在这里，被巧妙利用的是cool和fan两个单词。看起来问题是在问明星为什么这么酷，但回答者故意理解成“明星们为什么这么凉快”，于是便说“因为他们有很多风扇”。内个，你不会现在才知道fan也有风扇的意思吧?^_^
What is the worst weather for a mouse?
老鼠最害怕的天气是什么?
when it rains cats and dogs.
倾盆大雨。
解答：老鼠是不是真的怕倾盘大雨其实我们不太清楚，但它一定害怕猫和狗。而rain cats and dogs这个词组在英语里是表示下暴雨的固定搭配。
What two words has thousands of letters in them?
什么词语里包含着成千上万个字母?
Post office.
邮局。
解答;同样是一词多义，letter既有“字母”的意思，也有“信件”的意思。
What is the longest word in the world?
世界上最长的单词是什么?
Smiles.
笑容。
解答：在smiles的首字母和尾字母之间，有一mile这么长，你说这是不是世界上最长的单词?
Who is closer to you， your mom or your dad?
爸爸和妈妈，哪个跟你更亲密?
Mom is closer， because dad is farther.
妈妈更亲密，因为爸爸更远。
解答：利用了father和farther发音相同。
What month do soldiers hate?
士兵们最痛恨几月份?
March.
三月。
解答：因为march还有“行军”的意思。
Why dont women go bald as soon as men?
为什们女人不像男人那么快秃头?
Because women wear hair longer.
因为女人的头发更长。
解答：在这里，longer是双关意思，字面意思是指女人头发比男人“更长”，实际是表示女人头发比男人留得“更久”，所以不容易秃头。
What question can you never answer 'Yes' to?
有什么问题你永远无法回答“是”?
Are you asleep?
你睡着了吗?
解答：这个如果你能回答，那一定是发生灵异事件了……
Which side is the left side of a pizza?
披萨的哪一边是左边?
The side that is not eaten.
还没吃的那一边。
解答：left除了“左边”，还有“剩下”的意思。所以还没吃的，就是剩下的。
Will liars be honest after they die?
喜欢说谎的人死后会变诚实吗?
No, they won’t. They lie still after they die.
不，他们死后还会一直撒谎。
解答：lie和still都有一词多义，在这里，回答中lie still的原意是“躺着不动”，但是针对问题的意思是“仍然撒谎”。
Why is an empty purse always the same?
为什么空空如也的钱包总是一个样?
There is no change in it.
因为里面没有零钱。
解答：change既有“变化”的意思，也有“零钱”的意思。
What room has no windows, no doors, no walls and no floors?
什么房间既没有门也没有窗，既没有墙也没有地板?
Mushroom。
蘑菇。
解答：Mushroom是蘑菇的意思，它词尾带有room，但并不是真的房间。
Which can move faster, heat or cold?
冷和热，那个跑得更快?
Heat, because you can catch cold.
热跑得更快，因为你会感冒。
解答：catch cold一般是“感冒”的意思，但在这里，是被巧妙地用作“追上寒冷”的意思。所以，热跑得比较快，因为你能追上寒冷。
1. What room has no walls, no doors, no windows, and no floors?
A mushroom.(蘑菇)
2. What is smaller than an insects mouth?
Anything it eats.
3. What large instrument do you carry in your ears?
Drums, that is eardrums.(鼓膜)
4. Whats too much for one, just right for two, but nothing at all for three?
A secret.
5. What person tried to make you smile most of the time?
A photographer.
6. What animal has a head like a cat, eyes like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isnt a cat?
A kitten.(小猫)
7. What surprising things happen every 24 hours?
Day breaks, but doesnt fall; night falls, but doesnt break.
8. What can hear you without ears and can answer you without a mouth?
An echo.(回声)
9. What do you know about the kings of France?
They are all dead.
10. What question can you never answer yes' to'
Are you asleep?
11. Why do some old people never use glasses?
They must prefer bottles to glasses.
12. Why is the person wearing two coats while painting the house?
Because the instructions on the paint can say 'Put on two coats for best results.'
13. What two words have thousands of letters in them?
Post office.
14. What do workers do in a clock factory?
They make faces all day.
15. What 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away?
Sixty.
16. When do you go as fast as a racing car?
When you are in it.
17. How many sides does a house have?
Two - inside and outside.
18. What never asks any questions but always gets answers?
A doorbell.
19. Where did Columbus stand when he discovered America?
On his feet.
20. When the boy fell into the water, whats the first thing he did?
He got wet first of all.
21. Who isnt your sister and isnt your brother, but is still a child of your mother and father?
I myself.
22. What has teeth but cannot eat?
A comb.
23. What kind of man can raise things without lifting them?
A farmer.
24. Why does time fly?
To get away from all the people who are trying to kill it.
25. Name five days of the week without saying: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow.
26. What animal eats and drinks with its tail?
All do. No animal takes off its tail when eating and drinking.
27. What has a soft bed but never sleeps, a big mouth but never speaks?
A river.
28. What kind of dog never bite?
A hot dog.
29. Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?
Because it cant sit down.
30. What did one invisible man say to the other invisible man?
Its nice not to see you again.
31. What wears a cap but has no head?
A bottle.
32. What rises in the morning and waves all day?
A flag.
33. What is an astronomer?(天文学家)?
A night watchman with a college education.
34. How can you tell clocks and watches are shy?
Because they always have their hands in front of their faces.
35. What is wind?
Air in a hurry.
36. What comes after the letter 'A'?
All the other letters.
37. What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T?
Teapot.
38. What word can you make shorter by adding to it?
Short.
39. What person does every man take his hat off to?
A barber.
40. Why does the boy carry a ladder to the school?
Because he wants to go to high school.
41. What can you swallow that can also swallow you?
Water.
42. Whats the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.
43. Why is it useless to send a letter to Washington?
Because hes dead.
44. A doctor and a lawyer loved the same girl. The lawyer went away for a week and gave the girl seven apples before he left. Why?
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
45. What will you do if a man-eating tiger is running after you?
Nothing. Because Im a woman.
46. What always travels on foot?
A shoe.
47. Where can happiness always be found?
In the dictionary.
48. What is higher without a head than with a head?
A pillow.(枕头)
49. Why dont you advertise for your lost dog?
He cant read.
50. On which side does a bird have the most feathers?
The outside.
51. What is the best thing to keep in hot weather?
Cool!
52. What is never used until its broken?
An egg.
53. Whats a skeleton?(骨架)
Its a lot of bones without the person on them!
54. What is dark but made by light?
A shadow.
55. What can you break with only one word?
Silence.
56. What stays indoors no matter how many times you put it out?
The light.
57. A policeman saw a truck driver going the wrong way down a one-way street, but didnt give him a ticket. Why?
Because the truck driver was walking.
58. Where can milk be best stored?
In a cow.
59. Which can move faster, heat or cold?
Heat, because you can catch cold easily.
60. Whats the hardest thing about learning skating?
The ice.
61. What has cities with no houses, rivers without water and forests without trees?
A map.
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