能把你笑翻的最强中国式英语

1、we two who and who　？­

咱俩谁跟谁阿­

2、how are you？how old are you？­

怎么是你，怎么老是你？­

3、you don’t bird me，I don’t bird you­

你不鸟我，我也不鸟你­

4、you have seed I will give you some color to see see，­

brothers　！　together up　！­

你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！­

5、hello everybody！if you have something to say，then say！if you have nothing to say，go home！！­

有事起奏，无事退朝­

6、you me you me­

彼此彼此­

7、You Give Me Stop！！­

你给我站住！­

8、know is know noknow is noknow­

知之为知之，不知为不知　…­

9、WATCH SISTER­

表妹­

10、dragon born dragon，chicken born chicken，mouse’s sons can make hole！！­

龙生龙，凤生凤　，老鼠的儿子会打洞！­

11、American Chinese not enough­

美中不足­

12、one car come one car go　，two car pengpeng，people die­

车祸现场描述­

13、heart flower angry open­

心花怒放­

14、go past no mistake past­

走过路过，不要错过­

15、小明：　I am sorry！­

老外：　I am sorry too！­

小明：　I am sorry three！­

老外：　What are you sorry for？­

小明：　I am sorry five！　­

16、If you want money，I have no；­

if you want life，I have one！­

要钱没有，要命一条­

17、I call Li old big。to　year 25。­

我叫李老大，今年25　。­

18、you have two down son。­

你有两下子。­

19、as far as you go to die­

有多远，死多远！！　！　！­

20、I give you face you don’t wanna face，you lose you face，I turn my face­

给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸　­

21、No three no four­

不三不四­

22、people mountain people sea­

人山人海­

23、long time no see­

好久不见­

24、power line­

电源线­

25、morning three night four­

朝三暮四­

26、want money no　，want life one！­

要钱不给，要命一条­

27、money or life？­

要钱还是要命­

28、wang eight eggs­

王八蛋­

29、ten three point­

十**­

30、no care three seven two ten one­

不管三七二十一­

31、Play a big knife before guangong­

关公面前耍大刀­

32、Play an ax before luban­

班门弄斧­

33、we are brothers，who and who ah！­

咱们兄弟谁跟谁啊！­

34、good dood study，day day up­

好好学习，天天向上！­

35、you ask me，i ask who？­

你问我，我去问谁？­

36、以下是最经典的一句：­

I’ll give you some color to see see­

我要给你点颜色看看­