爱 情 对 联

 

                                                                       横批：愿者上钩
                                                                上联：假名假姓假地址
                                                                下联：骗吃骗喝骗感情
                                                                    

                                                                        横批：发错人了

                                                上联：风在刮，雨在下，我在等你回电话
                                                下联：为你生，为你死，为你守候一辈子

                                                                         横批：恋爱自由
                                                                上联：爱国爱家爱师妹
                                                                下联：防火防盗防师兄

                                                                         横批：我的妈呀

                                                               上联：看背影急煞千军万马
                                                               下联：转过头吓退百万雄师

                                                                          横批：不服不行

                                                               上联：说你行你就行不行也行
                                                               下联：说不行就不行行也不行

                                                                           横批：与时俱进
                                              上联：忆往昔，红米饭，南瓜汤，老婆一个，小孩一帮
                                              下联：看今朝，白米饭，王八汤，小孩一个，老婆一帮

                                                                            横批：与时俱进
                                                          上联：为你痴为你累为你受尽所有罪
                                                          下联：为你死为你狂为你咣咣撞大墙

                                                                            横批：情义无价

                                                                     上联：爱与被爱都艰难
                                                                     下联：有情有缘要时间

                                                                            横批：生无可恋

                                                      上联：男生，女生，穷书生，生生不息
                                                      下联：初恋，热恋，婚外恋，恋恋不舍

                                                                              横批：命苦

                                                                上联：我爱的人名花有主
                                                                下联：爱我的人惨不忍睹

                                                                     横批：心若移动如何联通

                                                      上联：情已欠费爱已停机缘分不在服务区
                                                      下联：思无应答想也占线感情不能再充电

 

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