编辑制作： 温柔细雨
浪漫数学 [ROMANCE MATHEMATICS]
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精明的男人 + 精明的女人 = 浪漫
精明的男人 + 愚蠢的女人 = 私通
愚蠢的男人 + 精明的女人 = 婚姻
愚蠢的男人 + 愚蠢的女人 = 怀孕
购物数学 [SHOPING MATHEMATICS]
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男人总是花两元钱买他需要的价值一元的东西
A man will pay for a item he needs
女人总是花1元钱买她不需要的价值2元的东西
A woman will pay for a item that she doesn‘‘t need
一般方程与统计 [GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS]
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女人在找到一个丈夫之前总是为未来担心
A woman worries about the future until she gets
a husband
男人在找到一个妻子之后才开始担心未来
A man never worries about the future
until he gets a wife
成功男人的标志是: 挣的钱比他妻子花掉的还多
A successful man is one who makes more money
than his wife can spend
成功女人的标志是: 她找到了这样一个丈夫
A successful woman is one who can find such a man
幸福 [HAPPINESS]
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要想与一个男人幸福相守, 你必须对他多一份理解少一份爱
To be happy with a man, you must understand him
a lot and love him a little
要想与一个女人幸福相守, 你必须尽量多爱她, 但绝不要试图去理解她
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and
not try to understand her at all
长寿 [LONGEVITY]
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结婚的男人比独身的男人长寿, 但结婚的男人更多的想去死
Married men live longer than single men, but married
men are a lot more willing to die
改变嗜好 [PROPENSITY TO CHANGE]
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女人嫁给一个男人, 期望着他会发生改变, 但他并没有变化
A woman marries a man expecting he will change,
but he doesn‘‘t
男人娶了一个女人, 期望着她不会变化, 但她却改变了
A man marries a woman expecting that she won‘‘t change, and she does
音乐：难忘初恋的情人
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