不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但是玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但是白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但是你做到了。恭喜你!
2、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >;Error: No Brain Detected!!!
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >;错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!!
3、Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave,I can't find a brain.
你好,我是病毒!并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起,我要走了,因为我根本找不到你的大脑!
4、Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1)祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2)洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去!
5、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两项!被恭维了?少来了!这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
6、Don't be mad,don't be blue,Einstein was ugly too!
不要激动,不要忧郁,爱因斯坦长相也难看!
7、1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing,U& Me crying,U & Me dreaming,U & Me holding on,U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL & ME CHECKING U.
一天你会很惊讶的发现我出现在你身边。你我一起欢笑,一起哭泣,一起梦想,依偎在一起,一起……只不过是你我一起坐在精神病院里并且我(医生)给你(精神病人)做检查。
8、Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible,he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said,"Let me try world peace".
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。然后我请让你变聪明。他说:“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
9、Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...
每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友……
Why should I be the only to suffer...??
为什么只有我要忍受有你这样的朋友?
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