动物居然会说英语？

#1 - This feels great! 好舒服~

- But I could totally attack her right now. 但我明明可以现在咬她的。

- No, no. Just relax and enjoy it. 算了算了，让我好好享受这一刻~

- I'm so weak! 啊，这是懦弱的表现！不能忍！还是咬吧！

#2 - I help my blind friend navigate the city. （导盲犬）我是盲人朋友穿梭城市的导航仪。

- I make sure the airport is safe. （警犬）我确保机场的安全。

- I eat shoes. （吊丝犬）我咬鞋玩。

#3 - It's just someone walking by. No need to panic. 只是有人路过而已，别慌！

- Everyone just stay calm. 大家保持镇定。

- STAY CALM ! 保~~持~~镇~~定~~

#4 - I wonder if this will bounce. 介个可不可以弹起来呢？

- Maybe that one will. 可能辣个可以吧...

#5 - Pet me. 快宠我！

- With your eyes! 只许用眼睛！

#6 - I can't wait to turn into a butterfly! 我已经迫不及待想要变成蝴蝶啦！

- Yeah, me too. 嗯呢嗯呢，我也是~

#7 - (sniff sniff) （闻 闻）

- mmm. butts. 呀，真好。屁屁的味道~

#8 - I pukedin the kitchen. 我吐在厨房里了。

- Merry Christmas! 圣诞快乐呀！

#9 - So you're going to sleep through the entire winter? 你打算把整个冬天都睡过去吗？

- Yep. 没错。

- You're my hero. 你就是我的英雄啊！

#10 - Why must wepoop on their cars? 我们为森么要往他们车上拉屎呀？

- My dad did it. 我爸这么干。

- My dad's dad did it. 我爸他爸也这么干。

- And I'm not one to break tradition. 我可不想成为那只打破传统的不孝之鸽。

宠物的世界，你不懂！