Who''s There?

He was talking on the phone. The phonewas on the table in the dining room. He was talking to his friend. They weretalking about the weather. It was raining. There was a knock on his door.Someone was knocking on his door. He went to the door. He opened the door. Noone was there. He went back to the phone. The doorbell rang. Someone wasringing his doorbell. He went to the door. He opened the door. No one wasthere. He went back to the phone. There was another knock on his door. He kepttalking. The doorbell rang again. He kept talking. Fool me once, shame on you,he thought. Fool me twice, shame on me, he thought.