We should add before we get started that generally, the reason to avoid these ladies has nothing to do with the woman herself, but it has everything to do with her context in your life.
在列单子之前先大致声明，不约某个姑娘与她的个人因素无关，纯粹是由于她在生活中的角色。
1. Your best friend's sister
你死党的姐妹
The woman you know the best will often appeal to you the most. But if she is your best friend's sister, getting lucky can mean two months of fun followed by the need to move to another part of the city. She makes the “7 women you can never date” list because as soon as sis becomes sweetheart, you'll be walking on eggshells with your buddy. Gone are the days of complaining to your friend about your women troubles because the conflict of interest ruins the good times, and the first time you make a mess of things, he will likely want to beat your ass.
你最了解的姑娘，最容易让你觉得情投意合。但如果她是你死党的姐妹，那么你很幸运，潇洒两个月后，立马就该搬到城市的另一个地方居住了。这类姑娘之所以能上榜，是因为一旦姐妹变甜心，你和死党的关系就不得不战战兢兢了。跟死党抱怨女人的日子早已远去，因为你俩利益相悖，只会越说越生气。此外，你第一旦把事情搞砸，他就可能会揍你一顿。
2. Your secretary
你的秘书
There are plenty of reasons to keep your mitts off the help. It can get you into all kinds of trouble — legal and otherwise — should the relationship go south. But even if the fling goes well, you have problems. You'll soon be tempted to push the limits of what you can get away with at work, perhaps in the janitor's closet. Love at the office is an enormous distraction from your work, especially if you are in charge of her. Others are always watching what you are doing. Worst of all, once the relationship ends, she will enjoy leverage over you, and may use it simply by gossiping about what happened in the aforementioned closet.
别碰你的助手，原因有很多。这段感情会带来各种问题，合法化你们的关系？还是任其毁灭？即使你们的露水姻缘发展得还不错，也还是会产生问题。你很快会受到诱惑，尺度越来越大，想着工作时哪里可以偷偷亲热，门卫的小房间好像还不错。此外，办公室恋情极易让你的工作分心，你是她上司的时候尤其如此。你们做了什么，其他人也都看在眼里。最惨的是，一旦你们分手，她会很享受自己对你的影响力，很可能对此加以利用，八卦你们在门卫的小房间里的事。
3. The ex-girlfriend
前女友
Ex-girlfriends are one of the 7 women you can never date. Yet, the ex-girlfriend becomes increasingly seductive as loneliness sets in. After several years of eating the only three meals you know how to prepare, you can easily get blown away when she follows up chicken parmesan one night with chicken marsala the next. She might clean your apartment one day while you were getting loaded at happy hour, and you'll want her there permanently. The loneliness will make you forget the reason the two of you broke up in the first place, but should you jump back into the relationship, those reasons will resurface in no time.
前女友榜上有名。孤独袭来时，前女友就显得愈发诱惑。你只会做一道菜，于是几年以来，一日三餐顿顿如此。此时，她今晚准备了帕玛森烤奶酪鸡胸肉，明晚准备了马萨拉酒炖鸡，你就轻易感动了。她在你喝得不亦乐乎、酩酊大醉时，帮你清理了房间，于是你希望她永远留下。孤独会让你忘记你们当初为何分手，但一旦你们重新进入这段感情，那些问题会迅速浮出水面。
4. The hot trailer girl
性感妓女
Have you seen Maury Povich? Let that show be a warning to you if you are smitten by the hooker with a heart of gold. It's fool's gold — the hot trailer girl is definitely one of the 7 girls you can never date. The scenario goes something like this: You were in the club enjoying the company of a young woman whose breasts were rubbing against you like two sea lions on a beach, and then you got confused. Enjoy the one-nighter, but the next time you see her at bar time, you would be wise to end up at Denny's eating a Grand Slam breakfast.
看过《Maury Povich秀》（Maury Povich为该节目主持人）吧？如果你被一个心美如金的妓女吸引了，这个秀就是个警钟。妓女绝对在约会黑名单上，心美如金也是枉然。剧情大概如此：你在一个俱乐部，一个年轻姑娘的胸脯摩挲着你，如同沙滩上的两只海狮，此时，你有点困惑。你享受了一夜情，但下一次你又在酒吧见到她时，一起在Denny’s（餐馆名）吃顿早餐就赶快再见吧，这才是明智之选。
5. Your friend's ex
朋友的前女友
When you witness the breakup of your buddy and his hot girlfriend, your mind will invariably wander to a place better left untouched. Since you’ve spent lots of time around her, you already have an established relationship — albeit a non-sexual one. Chances are you already imagined what it would be like while she was still dating your pal, and her new freedom may pique your interest, but be forewarned: She is one of the 7 women you can never date. If you value your friendship, avoid her at all costs. What men forget to consider is the aftermath of hooking up with a friend’s ex. The word will spread to everyone else in your circle about what type of friend you are, and you’ll kill your own reputation. It doesn’t matter how long ago they broke up, whether they’re friends now or not, if your buddy’s replaced her with a new girlfriend, the answer is always no. Unless, of course, you enjoy getting your ass kicked.
你见证完朋友和他火辣女友的分手，心也游荡到了不该碰的地方。你和她认识很久了，已经有了一些感情——虽然没有发生关系。很有可能她还和你朋友相恋时，你就开始幻想自己和她在一起的场景。她刚分手，你的心就蠢蠢欲动了。但先警告你：她也在不能约的7类女生中。如果你珍惜和朋友的友谊，那就尽可能避免这段感情。男生经常忘记和兄弟的前女友相恋有什么后果，到时候，你圈子里的每个人都会议论你是个什么样的朋友，你会毁掉自己的名声。不管他们分手多久了，不管他们现在还是不是朋友，都不行，哪怕是你兄弟先有新欢，也不行。除非你想挨揍。
6. The high-maintenance piranha
养不起的“食人鱼”
If you value your money and your manhood, the high-maintenance chick is also one of the 7 women you can never date. She will love you for your increased earnings at first, but then will consider you to be a soulless workaholic incapable of intimacy. Once you've built up a nest egg, her divorced friends will start directing her on how to devour that nest egg whole, just like a snake. She will give you the screw of a lifetime, but not the kind you’re seeking.
如果你还珍视你的钱财和男人的尊严，那就别碰养不起的姑娘。在她眼里，你首先是一笔不断增长的工资，其次是个没有灵魂、不懂亲热的工作狂。一旦你有点储备金，她那离过婚的朋友就会教她怎么像蟒蛇一样吞掉那笔钱。她会蹂躏你一生，不要想入非非了，不是你想的那样（注：screw也有性交的意思，这里是双关）。
7． The stripper
脱衣舞娘
Of the women you can never date, the stripper is worse than the hot trailer girl. No, she is not stripping to pay for school. Yes, she might be a hard-luck case, but sooner or later you will be acting like a bodyguard, thinking you can protect her honor from a rowdy bachelor party. If you think jealousy is beneath you, wait until you observe a private dance from afar when the john offers an extra C-note for a happy ending.
在不可约会的七类姑娘中，脱衣舞娘比妓女更甚。听好，她干这行才不是为了交学费。没错，她是很可怜，但爱上她，你迟早会成为她的保镖，在喧闹的告别单身派对上，想办法保护她的尊严。你说你大度、不嫉妒，等看到她为一张百元大钞单独给人跳舞时，你还这么想吗？
Bad news babes. The longer you've been single, the more prone you are to date off-limit women. But we've clearly outlined the 7 women you can never date. Remember: Do not follow your instinct and dive directly into the hive. Take care of the temptation in one of two ways: through manual relief or through reverting to an old fling who now reminds you of a broken-in catcher's mitt.
坏消息来了，亲们。你单身时间越长，越容易约到不该约的人。但我们已明确列出7类不可约女性的名单。记住：千万别凭直觉陷入感情。有两个办法可供你应对诱惑：释放自己，或者想想以前的某次失败的露水姻缘，想想那心碎的感觉。（英文来源：askmen.com）
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