Money isn't Everything

 

It can buy you a House
But not a Home

It can buy you a Bed
But not Sleep
It can buy you a Clock
But not Time

It can buy you Food
But not an Appetite
It can buy you a Book
But not Knowledge
It can buy you a Position
But not Respect
It can buy you Medicine
But not Health
It can buy you Blood
But not Life

It can buy you Sex
But not Love

It can buy you Insurance
But not Safety

So you see, money is not everything
And it often causes pain and suffering
I tell you all this because I am your Friend
And as your Friend, I want to take away all your pain and suffering.
So send me all your Money and I will suffer for you.