Everyone loves going to the cinema.
人们都喜欢去电影院看电影。
Honestly, sometimes there’s nothing better than sitting down with your overpriced Coke and popcorn, and escaping the ~real world~ for two hours.
老实说，有时候没有什么比坐在电影院，吃着贵的要死的可乐和爆米花，躲避现实世界两个小时更幸福的了。
There’s only one thing that can destroy this idyllic scene: CINEMA TALKERS.
然而只有一件事能瞬间毁了这份悠闲：电影院说话的人！
Yes, you. You know who you are. You people who think that it’s perfectly fine to have a conversation with your friend when there are 50 people around you trying to watch a film.
是的，你，你知道你是谁。 你可能会认为当你的周围坐了50个在看电影的人，这时和朋友聊天是一件相当好的事情。
Bravo好极了！
It’s just rude.
这仅仅就是无礼、没有素质的表现。
I know that you want to get on the back of Chris Pratt’s motorbike and ride into the sunset but can you not wait until after the movie to discuss that?
我知道你想坐在克里斯帕拉特的摩托车后，开到日落。但是你能不能等到电影结束再来讨论？！（克里斯 帕拉特，美国著名影星）
I’m so glad for you that you think this movie is predictable and you can guess what’s going to happen next. Don’t tell the whole cinema.
我很高兴，你认为这个电影是可预测的，你能猜到接下来会发生什么。能不能不要告诉整个电影院的人！！！
Even if you whisper, WE CAN STILL HEAR YOU.
即使你小声说，我 们 也 能 听 到 你 ！！！
If you honestly can’t wait the 90 minutes until the movie finishes, go outside and finish your conversation in the lobby where you won’t bother anyone.
如果你真的等不了90分钟直到电影结束，请出去，在休息室结束你的对话，在那儿你不会打扰到别人。
Better yet, wait until the DVD comes out and you can watch it at home and give your own personal commentary as loud as you damn well please.
更好的是，等到DVD出版之后，你可以在家慢慢看，尽情地给出你的建议，再大声也没有关系！
And if you’re there with a friend who tries to start a conversation mid-movie, tell them to stop.
如果你和朋友在一起，他or她想要在电影中场的时候聊天，请制止他们！
Yes, Jennifer Lawrence’s hair does look fab in this scene. WE DON’T NEED TO DISCUSS IT RIGHT NOW!
是的， 杰尼佛 劳伦斯的头发看起来超棒。但是我们现在没必要讨论这个。
So please, in future when you’re at the cinema, think of the people around you who just forked out $22 for a movie ticket and want to be left in peace.
所以拜托，以后当你在电影院时，请考虑一下在你周围刚交完22美元电影票，想要安静待会的人。
Many thanks.
感激不尽。
（阿门！！！）
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