快过年了发几个段子

无人知 2022年 1月 19日 学习天地

幽默段子：（一）庆祝同事生儿子

同事的妻子生个男孩，

A colleague's wife gave birth to ason,

同事高兴之余，

Colleagues are happy,

将孩子照片发在朋友圈，

Post his child's photo in them circle offriends,

小强看到后随手发了6个字，

After the Xiao qiang saw it, he sent 6words,

'这孩子像傻子。”

“The child looks like a fool. ”

结果朋友也做不成了！

As a result, friends can't do it!

其实他想写的是，

Actually, what he was trying to writewas,

这孩子像嫂子。

The child is like a sister-in-law.

幽默段子；（二）有大运

一年过去啦，

A year has passed,

口袋还是空空的。

Pockets are still empty.

今天找路边大师一算。

Find a roadside master to calculatetoday.

大师一算，

Master do the math

点头说：

Nodded and said:

“不出两天会有一次大运。”

'There will be a big luck in twodays.'

高兴极了，

Very happy,

问大师：

Ask the master:

“是官运？财运？”

'Is it official transport? Wealthtransport?'

大师收了钱后，

After the master received the money,

悠悠地说：

Leisurely said:

“是春运！春运！”

'It is the Spring transport '

幽默段子：（三）年薪

甲：你年薪多少？

甲：How much is your annual salary?

乙：96万。

乙；960 thousand 。

甲：那一个月8万哦！

甲：That's 80 thousand a month!

乙：是的，这是我基本工资。

乙：Yes, this is my basic salary.

甲：不错嘛，做什么的？

甲：Oh, good. What do you do?

乙：做梦啊……

乙：Dreaming. ……

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