Don't ask me again for finding girls to drink with you
出门一定要上全妆，
保不准在街上哪儿就遇见真爱了。
She said, if a girl goes outside, she must do the makeup, cause you may meet you true love anywhere in the street.
By Jelly
Jelly是许多妹子梦想中的自己。
年轻、漂亮，朋友圈都是美照和名牌包包鞋子，还养了一只猫。
名副其实的夜店Queen，身边都是潮人、富二代。谁要是欺负了她会被追着打两条街。
传言她也是富二代。
Jelly is the one that many girls dream to be. She is young&beautiful, she like showing nice photos , shoes and handbags for famous brands on her social network, and she also feeds a cat.
She deserves the name of party queen, she is surrounded by fashion guys, rich second generation. If anyone bully her, then that person will be in trouble. It is also said she is the rich second generation as well.
Jelly说，没那么多人好命生来富二代，我只是比别人努力罢了。
Jelly said, just few people were born as rich generation, I’m just working harder than others.
她在水母兰桂坊，是兰桂坊店的PR。
She is a PR, and she is the PR in Jellyfish LKF as.
但Jelly和其他Club的公关不太一样，请别把她与陪酒混为一谈。
But Jelly is quite different with other PR, she is not the one who need to drink with customers.
成都这么多家Club，可能只有水母没有陪酒，熟悉水母的客人根本不会问“有没有陪酒”这种问题。
如果有客人硬是出钱找陪酒，Jelly会一句话甩上去：“我陪你喝，花钱的那种我们不要！”
There are so many clubs in Chengdu, probably Jellyfish is the only one club that there is no service for drinking partners. The people who knows us won’t rise the question like can you offer girls to drink with me?
If customers insist that she should find them a drinking partner and they are paying for it, Jelly will tell them: I’ll drink with you, but I don’t need that kind of money.
抛开Jelly生活中坚硬的那一面，你根本不知道真实的她是多么柔软。
Jelly’s daily life
Jelly的日常
1:00PM 起床 Get up
和Club里浮躁的人不同，Jelly其实是一个很随意的姑娘。
Compare with the impetuous people in club, Jelly is quit different, she is actually a very casual girl.
平时就爱买买东西，撸撸猫，偶尔去打打泰拳。
没错，男朋友就是泰拳教练。
前任和现任都是在水母认识的。
Her ex-bf and current bf are all meet in Jellyfish.
她选男朋友的必要条件是：床活儿要好。她认为这样才会让生活更有趣，所以男朋友生活中的其他方面都可以不计较。
Jelly坚信，情侣之间没有什么争吵是一场高质量炮不能解决的。
如果有，那就再来一炮。
Jelly firmly believe that, nothing can’t be solved by making love between lovers. If there is, then let’s do another one!
3:00PM 撸猫 化妆 Play with cat & Makeup
这是她家大猫Sashimi，中文是刺身的意思。
胆子小的很，一看见陌生人就放出善意度-100的眼神，只认Jelly这个天下最美铲屎官。
天下最美也是需要经营的。
就算只是去一趟美容店，Jelly也会认真的化上妆。
她说女人出门一定要上全妆，保不准在街上哪儿就遇见真爱了。
She said, if a girl goes outside, she must do the makeup, cause you may meet you true love anywhere in the street.
4:00PM 美甲 修脚 Manicure & Pedicure
Jelly会定期做指甲、修脚。
她说修脚是非常重要的，放在男朋友肩上的时候一定不能被说是爷爷的脚！
男朋友完全不用担心Jelly会被别人撩倒，专一的水瓶女声称，只要正在热恋中她就对其他男人彻底绝缘。
9:00PM 换衣服 Changing clothes
看着塞得满满的两个大衣柜，似乎那么有一瞬间可以理解为什么月入1、2万的Jelly会是月光族。
Look at the two big wardrobes full of clothes, you can understand that why Jelly live from paycheck to paycheck even if she earn 10, 000 or 20, 000 rmb a month.
各种美美的衣服裙子买买买……奢侈品牌的包包鞋子买买买……
然后就到了纠结世界难题的时间：今天到底穿什么？
10:00PM 上班 Go to work
可爱认真的外国老板。
Lovely and serious foreign boss.
在她看来，水母的每个老板都很好，他们对待员工的方式各有不同。
In her opinion, every boss in Jellyfish is very kind, they have their own way to treat employees.
比如Yoni就特别热情，身高一米八多的他见到Jelly会把手举得很高。
- “Jelly, give me five!”
就算Jelly没穿高跟鞋，使出吃奶的劲儿蹦高也够不着……
还有Amir，你们应该都看过他少女心泛滥的万圣节装扮了吧。
11:00PM 工作 Work
别再问我有没有陪酒小妹。
Don’t ask me again for finding girls to drink with you.
有3个老男人问她有没有陪酒，她说了第N次没有之后，他们就去外面带回来3个不知道是哪个场子的陪酒坐到卡座，把衣服盖在她们腿上，现场开始不可描述的内容……
3 old men asked her if Jellyfish offers girls to drink with, after received times of negative answer, they went out and bring 3 girls from other club, covered their legs by clothes, doing something indescribable.
耿直的藏族伙伴。
Upright Tibetan friends.
Jelly有很多关系很好的藏族朋友。他们经常带喝酒和不喝酒的朋友一起来，把酒点过一遍之后就跟她说。
- “Jelly，我这个朋友不喝酒，给他点一个可乐。”
- “点什么可乐啊，我给你拿！”
- “Jelly，Jelly，不要，不要。”
藏族朋友十分感动，然后点了12瓶可乐。
遇到千杯不欢怎么办？
What to do when meet a man who can drink a lot.
- “你们的酒一点都不烈嘛！”
- “来吧台，我请你喝一杯苦艾。”
客人喝完的瞬间，哦豁，到位了。
4:00AM 下班 Off work
经常来水母的朋友都觉得越玩儿越好玩儿，习惯性来的越来越晚，一直要嗨到凌晨4、5点。
所以在周五、周六的兰桂坊，水母总是最后一个关门。
Customers who often come to jellyfish feel that Jellyfish is becoming more and more interesting .they normally come late, have fun in Jellyfish until 4 or 5am. At Friday and Saturday's Lan Kwai Fong, jellyfish is always the last club to close.
水母的安保永远会站在对的那一方。
Jellyfish's security will always stand on the right side.
在其他Club如果外国人和中国人发生争执，他们会直接把外国人丢出去。但水母不是。
不管你是谁，水母只会看问题出在哪一方。要不，把错的那方带出去；要不，两个都不要进来了。
谁说Club工作的女孩子一定要酒量好。
Who told you girls who work in a club must can drink a lot.
Jelly说她有一个朋友，每次来都买7、8千的酒，自己不喝，看着Jelly喝。其实她酒量很小，只有3瓶啤酒或者一扎兑过的洋酒的量。
但她躲酒相当厉害。
如果她觉得自己已经喝不下了，会找机会开溜，回去狂灌水，休息一会儿。
她认为在Club工作不需要特别能喝，但喝酒一定要豪爽。
和客人喝一样的酒，别太客套，第一杯先干为敬。
她说以前玩儿Club的时候，有些人一上来各种奉承，特别假，这是很多PR的通病。
评判PR/CR专不专业很重要的一点：不能喝醉。
A very important rule to judge a CR/PR is: can't get drunk.
Jelly强调，她要保证在客人走之前自己是清醒的。
有些客人喝醉之后难免有点小情绪，需要她去缓解他的情绪。如果她也很醉，一言不合闹起来怎么办。按照职业标准，最后她都会把喝醉的客人送上车，保证他们安全离开。
Jelly emphasized that she had to ensure that she was still sober before her guests left.Some guests will get a little bit of emotions after getting drunk, need her to ease their emotions. If she is drunk, may clash with the guests. According to professional standards, She will help drunk guests to get on the car, to ensure that they are safe to leave.
7:00AM 睡觉 Go to sleep
谁说我只能做一辈子的订座小妹？
Who said I can only do reservation job of my lifetime?
不想当总经理的小妹不是好PR，谁都不愿意在同一个位置耗一辈子。
可以这样简单的做个规划：从PR往上走是营销总监，然后是副总，再就是总经理，等你受到老板信任的时候就可以入股了，妥妥儿走上人生巅峰！
Can do a simple planning: from PR to get promotion to marketing director, and then vice general manager, and then the general manager, when you gain the trust from your boss you can become a shareholder, go on the peak of your life!
就拿Jelly自己来说，一周5天班，每天固定工作6个小时，还算轻松。
而且，一般每个月第一个星期Jelly就能把整个月的目标完成了，So Easy~
无论是PR（公关经理，public relationship）还是CR（客户经理，customer relationship），在水母的工作都很简单——让自己开心玩儿，让客人玩儿开心。
Whether you are the PR (public relations) or CR (customer relationship), work in jellyfish is quite simple - to make yourself happy, so that the guests will have fun in Jellyfish.
职位： PR公关经理 & CR客户经理
Position: PR Manager & CR Manager
要求： 性格开朗，具有独特的人格吸引力
Requirements: open personality, cheerful, with a unique personality to attract people
应聘电话Telephone： Conlin，137-0818-6145
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