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笑话:
一对夫妻吵架,丈夫敢怒不敢言,拿着计算器对着妻子按38,计算器还是会发音的那种。
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笑话:
一对夫妻在看电视剧,古装战争片,妻子看着看着对丈夫嘀咕道:“没想到这古代人也是这么自恋埃”丈夫疑惑的问:“怎么自恋了?”妻:“你看他们举的旗,上面还写了那么大一个‘帅’字。”
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笑话:
那天下班回家,进门一看,桌子上居然摆了满满一桌子菜,都是我爱吃的。贤妻良母似老婆把我拉到饭桌前坐下,又给我端上一大碗米饭。吃的那个饱啊,吃完后我美美躺在沙发上,老婆却急忙拿出手机,在我面前晃来晃去。突然我打了一个大大的饱嗝。老婆终于得意地大笑起来:“录下来了,录下来了,想弄一个饱嗝做铃音,还真是难啊
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