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★、know is know noknow is noknow

知之为知之,不知为不知…

★、WATCH SISTER

表妹

★、dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!!

龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!

★、I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face

给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸

★、one car comeone car go ,two car pengpeng,people die

车祸现场描述

★、heart flower angry open

心花怒放

★、go past no mistake past

走过路过,不要错过

★、小明:I am sorry!

老外:I am sorry too!

小明:I am sorry three!

老外:What are you sorry for?

小明:I am sorry five!

★、we two who and who?

咱俩谁跟谁阿

★、how are you ? how old are you?

怎么是你,怎么老是你?

★、you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !

你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!

★、as far as you go to die

有多远,死多远!!!!

★、hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!

有事起奏,无事退朝

★、you me you me

彼此彼此

★、You Give Me Stop!!

你给我站住!

★、If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I haveone!

要钱没有,要命一条

★、I call Li old big. toyear 25.

我叫李老大,今年25。

★、you have two down son

你有两下子。

★、good good study,day day up!

好好学习,天天向上

★、as far as you go to die

有多远,死多远!!

★、People mountain and people sea.

人山人海

★、seven up eight down

七上八下

★、love who who

爱谁谁

★、no three no four

不三不四

★、一说:give you some colours to see see!(给你点颜色看看)

一答:you try try see!(你试试看!)

★、6.雇主 how much do you want a month?

保姆:800 yuan, eat you, sleep you

800块, 吃你的,住你的

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