幽默故事

儿童双语幽默故事 我不喜欢她

I Don’t Like HerBob goes to a new school.One day he comes back, “Bob, do you like your new teacher?” his mother asks.“I don’t like her, Mother. Because first she says tha...

日期：2016-11-24

儿童双语幽默故事 安眠药 Sleeping Pills

Sleeping PillsBob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake bef...

日期：2016-11-24

儿童双语幽默故事 热胀冷缩

热胀冷缩老师：我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理。现在，谁给我举个例子？约翰：嗯，在夏天天都长，在冬天天都短。Teacher：We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract. Now，can an...

日期：2016-11-24

儿童双语幽默故事 我的汤里有一只死苍蝇

我的汤里有一只死苍蝇史密斯先生：服务员，我的汤里有一只死苍蝇．服务员：是的，先生，我知道了，它是被烫死的．Mr. Smith: Waiter, theres a dead fly in my soup.Waiter: Yes, sir, I know---its the heat that k...

日期：2016-11-24

儿童双语幽默故事 汤姆是个小孩

Tom is a little boyTom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes ...

日期：2016-11-24

儿童双语幽默故事 老板最大

There was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot. There werethree parrots in the shop. One was $5,000; another one, $10,000; and the third one, $30,000. The customer asked the owner, “How co...

日期：2016-11-24

双语幽默 谁发现了澳大利亚（5则）

你永远也不会相信这件事The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s。 Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from a dining set purchased...

日期：2016-10-27

双语幽默 是你爸爸帮你做的作业吗（5则）

是你爸爸帮你做的作业吗One day， Tim‘s mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right。 The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised。 He called Tim to...

日期：2016-10-27

双语幽默小故事 帮我穿过这个骑士

Once there were three blind mice who lived in a museum。 One evening after the museum had closed and it was very quiet， the first mouse crawled into a huge suit of armor。有三只住在博物馆的瞎眼老鼠。...

日期：2016-10-27

双语幽默小故事 企鹅和动物园

A man is driving down the freeway with his two pet penguins when he gets pulled over by a cop for speeding。 After the cop hands over the speeding ticket to the driver， he notices the 2 penguins。 Th...

日期：2016-10-27

双语幽默小故事 可爱的称呼（三则）

1、Endearing terms英语幽默故事：可爱的称呼Bernie was invited to his friend‘s home for dinner。 Morris， the host， preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms， calling her Honey， My ...

日期：2016-10-27

双语幽默笑话 干净的杯子

joe and fred were helping to build a house in a village。 the weather was very warm， there was a lot of dust everywhere， and by half past twelve， they were very thirsty， so they stopped work to ha...

日期：2016-10-19

双语笑话 精神病医生的天价疗法

Jerry went to a psychiatrist。 “Doc，” he said， “I‘ve got trouble。 Every time I get into bed， I think there’s somebody under it。 I‘m going crazy！” Just p...

日期：2016-10-19

双语笑话 一个言出必行的人

A Man of ActionsA crowd of student was gathered on the campus of Oxford University。 “You can have no doubt，” shouted a young man excitedly， “that if the Dean does not take back wh...

日期：2016-10-19

双语笑话 娇生惯养

Two Pieces of CakeTom： Mom， can I have two pieces of cake， please？Mom： Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two！两块蛋糕汤姆：妈妈，我可以吃两块蛋糕吗？妈妈：当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块...

日期：2016-10-19