1.你今天穿得好漂亮！戴的是魔术胸罩吧?
2. “I really don’t like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.”
2.其实我不太喜欢这家餐馆，但是我想在这张代金券过期前把它用出去。
3. “No wine for me tonight. My urologist says it’s not good to mix alcohol and penicillin.”
3.我今天不能喝酒，我的男科大夫说最好别把酒精和青霉素混起来。
4. “I refuse to get cable. That’s how they keep tabs on you.”
4.我没装有线，这帮家伙以为我的钱是那么好赚的？
5. “People say I remind them of Eddie Haskell.”
5.人们说我长得像刘德华诶！
6. “I used to come here all the time with my ex.”
6.我以前经常跟我前女友来这儿。
7. “I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn’t hurt to consider it.”
7.我从来没说过你需要垫鼻子，我只是说考虑一下又死不了人。
8. “Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn’t hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.”
8.稍等我一下，我的猫每小时听不到我在答录机上跟他说几句话会寂寞的··
9. “I like clay. It’s mushy.”
9.我喜欢粘土，粘土有一种忧愁的气质。
10. “I really feel that I’ve grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn’t have given someone like you a second look.”
10.我真觉得这几年我成长了不少，放以前长成你这样的我瞅都不会瞅一眼。
11. “And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.”
11.我在打嗝比赛中得过第一名哦！
12. “I know you said you don’t eat anything with a face. But a good butcher will cut that part off for you if you ask.”
12.我知道你说过不吃任何有脸的动物，我们告诉厨师把脸切掉不就完了。
13. “It’s been tough, but I’ve come to accept that most people I date just won’t be as smart as I am.”
13.我知道这挺难的，但我最终不得不接受多数跟我约会的人都没我聪明这个事实。
14. “Dropping my pants just scared them. But when my underwear hit the ground… Man! I never knew Jehovah’s Witnesses could run that fast.”
14.其实我把裤子脱掉只是为了吓唬他们，我可没想到我把裤衩也脱掉的时候这些卫道士能跑那么快。
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