1、如果百度搜不到你的话，那我试试搜狗。
If Baidu can't find you, I'll try Sogou.
2、怎么办呀，我眼睛的度数好像又增加了，完全看不见你的智商了啊。
What should I do? My eye power seems to have increased again. I can't see your IQ at all.
3、我觉得你好像天使，为什么还留在人间呢？体重重了所以飞不去天堂。
I think you are like an angel. Why are you still in the world? You are too heavy to fly to heaven.
4、你长得真对不起全世界，真不知道你爸妈怎么基因突变产生了你，你就是一个回，四面都很二。
I'm sorry you look all over the world. I don't know how your parents' gene mutation caused you. You're just one person. You're two on all sides.
5、你家住敦煌还是海边啊？壁画这么多还管得宽！
Do you live in Dunhuang or by the sea? There are so many frescoes, but they are so wide!
6、我要是收破烂的，绝对稀罕你，可惜我不是，谁稀罕你。
If I collect rags, you are absolutely rare. Unfortunately, I am not. Who cares about you.
7、庙小妖风大，池浅王八多。
The temple is small, the wind is big, the pool is shallow, and there are more than eight kings.
8、你是亚里士多德的妹妹珍妮马士多吧！
You're Aristotle's sister, Jennie marsdo!
9、鸡打鸣的时候永远不知道自己有多吵，就好像你也不知道自己跟鸡一样。
When a chicken crows, you never know how noisy you are, just as you don't know how noisy you are.
10、妹妹家是住在洞庭湖吗？养出你这么个碧螺春。
Does my sister's family live in Dongting Lake? Raise you such a Biluochun.
11、女娲的手真巧，给你整了个镂空脑子。
Nuwa's hands are so skillful that you have a whole hollow brain.
12、你应该去垃圾场走一趟，那里的人比你干净。
You should go to hell. The people there are cleaner than you.
13、小点声，整条街的智商都被你拉低了。
Keep your voice down. You've lowered the IQ of the whole street.
14、你是一个老冰棍，又老又冰还带棍儿！
ou are an old popsicle, old and ice with a stick!
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