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（92）Brilliant Bank-robber
A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America,walked into the branch and wrote 'this iz a stikkup .Put all your muny in this bag.'on the back of a deposit slip .While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller ，he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller window. So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to the Wells Fargo. After waiting a few minutes in line,he handed his note to the teller. She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he was not a clever guy , told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America. Looking somewhat defeated, the man said “OK”and left. The Wells Fargo teller then called the police who arrested the man a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America.
聪明的银行抢劫者
有一个人想抢劫位于市中心的一家美洲银行。他走进这家分行，在一张存款单上写道：“这是抢劫，把你们的钱放到这个包里。”然后他站在那里排队，等着把这张纸条递给出纳员。这时他开始担心有人看见他写了这张纸条，会在他排到出纳窗口的时候报警。于是他离开美洲银行，穿过街来到Wells Fargo 银行。他在那里排队等了几分钟，把那张纸条递给出纳员。她看了看，从那个人的拼写错误中猜想这并不是一个聪明的家伙，于是她告诉他她无法接受纸条上写的抢劫，因为上面的内容是写在美洲银行的存款单上的，他必须填在Wells Fargo银行的存款单上，否则他只能回到美洲银行那里去。他有些受挫，说了一声“好吧”就离开了。Wells Fargo银行的出纳员于是打电话报了警，几分钟之后这个人被警察逮捕，当时他正在美洲银行排队呢。
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