Brilliant scientists and tiny overseas hands work eighteen-hour days to produce 5 devices that can make you even lazier than a stereotypical American!
Step 1: Clapper Plus
No one ever told you about the dark side of this '80s classic! Sore hands, blisters, overly-strong wrists… but now Clapper has brought you the Clapper Plus! You can use a remote control to do all the clapping work for you.
Step 2: Moo Mixer
Lazies love lumping chocolate into everything, but milk mixing is mind-numbing, to say the most. Thanks to the Moo Mixer, chocolate milk is now merely a button away. You just pour in the milk and chocolate, then hit the button to stir.
Step 3: Twirling Spaghetti Fork
Tired of warping your wrist to wrap that spaghetti on your fork? The Twirling Spaghetti Fork takes all of the guesswork out of Italian food.
Step 4: Motorized Ice Cream Cone
With all that licking, you're probably using up all the calories you're getting from that ice cream... or something. With the motorized ice cream cone, just stick out your tongue, and let the ice cream lick you!
Step 5: The Nugget Cup
By now you've noticed the one thing those dumb geniuses never considered: the strain all this eating laziness puts on your thumb! You deserve a hands-free break. Pour the soda pop into the cup, place the tray on top, put your nuggets in there, then pop in a few bendy straws! You can chomp and chug all in one chunk-slurp motion!
天才科学家和海外的童工们每天工作十八个小时，制造出这五件装备，能把你变成比超级正宗的美国佬还懒的懒虫。
第一：声控开关助手
从来没人告诉过你这个80年代的经典发明（声控开关）！拍掌拍红了手掌，拍出了水泡，拍粗了手腕……但是现在有了声控开关助手!你可以用一个远程开关帮你拍手啦！
第二：搅拌杯
懒虫们的最爱就是把巧克力拌进任何东西里，但是都说搅牛奶真是讨厌死了啦。幸好有了这个搅拌杯，巧克力牛奶就只有一个按钮之遥啦。你只要倒进牛奶和巧克力，然后按下搅拌按钮就行啦。
第三：自动意大利面条叉
扭着手腕拿叉子搅意面是不是很辛苦呢？这个自动意大利面条叉可以免除你吃意面时的一切烦恼。
第四：自动冰淇淋杯
不停地舔啊舔，你估计要把从冰淇淋获取的卡路里全部消耗光了……或许。有了这个自动冰淇淋杯，你需要伸出你的舌头，然后让冰淇淋甜你就好啦！
第五：上校鸡块杯
看到现在你可能会发现，这些煞笔科学家从没考虑过一件事：你的大拇指为这些懒虫的进食方式受的罪。你凭什么不得到解放。 把苏打饮料倒在杯子里，盖上盖子，再倒上你的上校鸡块，在戳进吸管!你一张口就可以又吃又喝啦！
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