《中式英语笑话》

 

 

         最搞笑中式英语笑话让你爆笑到肚子痛，看了这个中式英语笑话笑话一定要说两句，极品笑话中式英语笑话让你笑不停。

　　很多人说起一些中式英语，常常令人啼笑皆非，下面是网友收集的一些经典的中式英语笑话，当然很多是杜撰的，看看你听说过几条?How are you ? How old are you?

　　怎么是你，怎么老是你？

　　You have seed. I will give you some color to see see. Brothers！Together up!

　　你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

　　Dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse"s son can make hole!

　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！

　　Chickens That Did Not Have Sexual Experience 童子鸡

　　You ask me，me ask who？ 你问我，我问谁

　　Heart flower angry open. 心花怒放

　　Horse horse tiger tiger. 马马虎虎

　　Good good study, day day up. 好好学习，天天向上

　　No three no four. 不三不四

　　Know is know, noknow is noknow. 知之为知之，不知为不知

　　If you want money, I have no; if you want life, I have one!

　　要钱没有，要命一条

　　watch sister 表妹

　　fire big 火大

　　As far as you go to die. 有多远，死多远

　　We two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁？

　　people moumtain people sea 人山人海