man & woman

 

• 有关购物定式

 

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.

A woman will pay $10 for  a $20 item that she doesn't need.

 

• 有关男女关系的一般定式

 

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend

A successful woman is one who can find such a man

 

• 有关男女相处的定式

 

To be happy with a man ,you must understand him a lot and love him a little

To be happy with a women , you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all