天底下最麻烦的东西－－男人

引用 天底下最麻烦的东西－－男人

 

Men are hard to pleased.

男人很难取悦。

The problem with guys:

男人的问题是：

If you treat him nicely, he says you are in love with him;

如果你对他好，他说你爱上他了；

If you don't, he says you are pround.

如果你对他不好，他说你高傲。

If you dreass nicely, he says you are trying to lure him;

如果你穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他；

If you don;t, he says you are from kampunc.

如果不，他则说你是从乡下来的。

If you argue with him, he says you are stubborn;

如果你跟他理论，他说你固执；

If you keep quiet, he says you have no brains.

如果你沉默无语，他说你猪头无脑！

If you are smarter than him, he'll lose face;

如果你比他聪明，他会丢脸没面；

if he's smarter than you, he is great, but you are fool.

如果他比你聪明，他好棒，而你是个笨蛋。

If you don't love him, he tries to possess you;

如果你不爱他，他老想拥有你；

If you love him, he will try to leave you.

如果你爱他，试着离开你。

If you tell him your problem, he says your troublesome;

如果你告诉他你的问题，他说你麻烦死了；

If you don't, he says that you don't trust him.

如果没告诉他，他说你不信任他。

If you scold him, you are like a cares to him;

如果你责骂他，你就好像他的奶妈；

If he scolds you, it is because he cares for you.

如果他骂你，却是因为他关心你。

If you beak your promise, you can not be trusted;

如果你没守承诺，你不可信；

If he breaks his, he is forced to do so.

如果他违背承诺，他是逼不得已。

If you smoke, you are a bad girl;

如果你抽烟，你是坏女孩；

If he smokes, he is a gentleman.

如果他抽烟，他是个绅士。

If you do well in your exams, he says it is luck'

如果你考试考得好，他说是运气好；

If he dose well, it is brains.

如果他考得好，他说是实力。

If you hurt him, you are cruel;

如果你伤害他，你很残忍；

If he hurts you, you are too sentiitive! so hard to please.

如果他伤害你，是你太敏感而且很难讨好你。

If you send this to guys, they will swear that't it is not true；

如果你将这文章寄给男人， 他们会发誓这不是真的；

But if you don't, they say you are selfish.

如果你不寄给他们看，他们会说你自私。

So send this to guys out there anyway, also send it to girls, gives them some laughter.

所以快寄给他们吧，同时也寄给女生，撩博她们笑笑。