短，幽默和犀利（二）

这个系列的上一篇分享了9个Q&A，大家的反响都还不错，美中不足的是不符合10进制用户的阅读习惯，10是一个喜闻乐见的数字，学生名次喜欢说进了前十名，媒体排行榜喜欢说十大XXX，便于整理和记忆。我细致地考虑到了这一点，所以，这次仍然是9个：

10.There are these two girls.I love one girl,but she rejected me and I am still after her.The other girl loves me like hell.Should I lose the game and make the other girl a winner?

• Have the strength to walk away from the girl that rejected you.

  And have the deceny to walk away from the girl you don't have feelings for.

  ---Becky Lee

  
  

11.If I get lots of hiccups,does that really mean someone remebers me all the time?

• No!

  It means,you ate your food/drink so fast,that a certain amount of air got trapped in your food pipe!

  ...

  If people remember you,they'll call!

  ---Smriti Lyer

12.What sre some interesting facts about working at Google?

• I was chewing my way through an O'Reilly book---when I realized that the author sat about 6 feet away from me.

  ---Ken Fishkin

  （注：O'reilly是一家著名的出版机构，主要出版创新科技的书籍）

13.What is the exact difference between love，crush，and attraction？

• You know why you have a crush on someone.

  You never know why you are in love with someone.

  ---Shyamashree Das

14.On a first date,when asked about how many people have you ever kissed or slept with,what's the best answer?

• Said with a slight smile:'I'll forgive you for asking if you'll forgive me for not answering.'

  
  

  Grace and tact always does the trick.

  ---Xu Beixi
  

15.What is the moment when you feel you are alone?

• The worst time to feel alone is when you're in a crowd.(from Anthony Horowitz)

  ---Aman Saxena

16.How do you give a guy hints that you like him?

• We guys don't understand hints until someone throws a brick at us with'I love you' written on it...

  
  

  Try it...!

  ---Riya Ghosh

17.How could I thoroughly screw up my life?

• Marry primarily for sex.

  Study primarily for money.

  Spend primarily for impress.

  And when it all goes wrong,argue primarily to blame others.

  ---Stan Hayward

18.I want my daughter to marry a doctor but she's chosen this guy who works in a bike store.I try to get her to leave him but she wouldn't.What do I do now?

• Just think of him as a bike doctor.

  ---Steve Black

账号有一部分英文读者，且英语简单，中文读者也应该看得懂，故未翻译。版权归原作者所有。进入Quora搜索相应名字即可查看。

此为第16篇文章。